Toronto Maple Leafs Meme

Q: What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
A: They both look good until they hit the ice!

Q: What’s the difference between Frequent Flyer Miles and the Toronto Maple Leafs?
A: Frequent Flyer Miles earn points. Q:

Why do Maple Leafs fans drink from a saucer?
A: Because the cup’s always in Detroit!

Q: Why did the Maple Leafs enforcer retire early?
A: He was ice fishing and got run over by the zamboni!

Q: What do you call 5 Toronto Maple Leafs players standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

Q: Why are the Maple Leafs like grizzly bears?
A: Every fall they go into hibernation.

Q: What does a recent high school dropout and the Toronto Maple Leafs have in common?
A: They’re both young, have no goals and no good prospects.

Q: What’s the difference between a line of cocaine and a pair of Leaf tickets?
A: People would pass up a pair of Leaf tickets.


Please enter your comment!
Please enter your name here