Montreal Canadiens joke

Q: What does a recent high school dropout and the Montreal Canadiens have in common?
A: They are both young, have no goals and no good prospects

Q: What do you call 23 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup Finals?
A: The Montreal Canadiens.

Q: Did you hear why the Montreal Canadiens hockey team does not have a website?
A: They cannot string three Ws together.

Q: What is the difference between a Canadiens fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after a while.

Q: What is the difference between the Montreal Canadiens and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito only sucks in the summer.

Q: What does the Montreal Canadiens and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!


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