Check out the latest Toronto Maple Leaf memes to give Leaf fans and Maple Leafs haters a laugh.
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Toronto Maple Leaf Memes
Toronto Maple Leafs Jokes – Q & A versions
Q: What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
A: They both look good until they hit the ice!
Q: What’s the difference between Frequent Flyer Miles and the Toronto Maple Leafs?
A: Frequent Flyer Miles earn points.
Q:Why do Maple Leafs fans drink from a saucer?
A: Because the cup’s always in Detroit!
Q: Why did the Maple Leafs enforcer retire early?
A: He was ice fishing and got run over by the zamboni!
Q: What do you call 5 Toronto Maple Leafs players standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: Why are the Maple Leafs like grizzly bears?
A: Every fall they go into hibernation.
Q: What does a recent high school dropout and the Toronto Maple Leafs have in common?
A: They’re both young, have no goals and no good prospects.
Q: What’s the difference between a line of cocaine and a pair of Leaf tickets?
A: People would pass up a pair of Leaf tickets.
Q: What do the Raptors, Blue Jays, Toronto FC, Argonauts and the Maple Leafs all have in common other than all being located in Toronto?A: None of them can play hockey.
Q: Why is the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto?
A: So Leaf fans can see the Stanley Cup up close too.
Q: Why can’t the Leafs drink anything?
A: Because Montreal has all the cups
A Torontonian dies and goes to Hell. The Devil notices the Torontonian is still wearing his winter coat. He says “Why are you still wearing a winter coat? This is Hell! You’re supposed to be burning and suffering!” The Torontonian says “Well, I’m from Toronto, I’m used to cold weather, so this is a nice change!” This upsets the Devil so he turns up the heat all the way, and comes back the next day. He sees the Torontonian wearing just his skivvies and roasting marshmallows. When confronted by the Devil the Torontonian gives the same answer. “I spent my entire life in cold weather , so this is a nice change.” The Devil is furious so he goes and turns the heat all the way down. By morning, everything is frozen, snow is everywhere, and massive icicles hand from the ceiling. The Devil goes to the Torontonian. He isn’t surprised to see he put his jacket back on, but he IS surprised to see the Torontonian cheering. “What’s wrong with you!?” He asks the Torontonian, “aren’t you cold and miserable!?” The Torontonian says “Cold, but not miserable, See, Hell just froze over, so that means the Leafs must have won the Cup!”
A young boy’s parents were getting a divorce, and while testifying during the custody hearings, the judge asked him “Well son, would you like to live with your father?” “No way! He beats me!” “Okay then, you’ll live with your mother.” “No, please! She beats me even worse!” The judge responded “Well who DO you want to live with?” The boy thought for a second, and answered…
“The Toronto Maple Leafs – they don’t beat anybody!”